Bryce: Oh darn, I spilled milk on my shirt.
Mom: Go dab it with water.
Bryce: No! That will make it worse!
Mom: It’s so hot it’ll dry in like 2 seconds.
Bryce: No it won’t.
Mom: Ok, whatever. You’re right and I’m wrong.
Bryce: [PAUSE] You make victory so unsatisfying.
2 comments:
SUCH a Bryce thing to say!!
I'm going to try that next time. Good thinking.
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