Orange Love

{I have just peeled an orange and begin to eat it.}

Bryce:  I can’t eat oranges anymore.  The last orange I had was dry and it has ruined it for me.

Me:  I know.  A dry orange is hard to get over.  I have a hard time buying them again after I get a dry batch.  But, {holding a section out to him} this one is juicy, see?  Do you want a bite?

Bryce:  {considers for a moment…}  No.  I’m not ready to love again.*

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Nerds

Bryce (offended over something someone has said…): 

“I’m not a nerd!”

 

Tyler:

“ Bryce, face it.  You are a nerd.  I’m a nerd too.  It’s ok, embrace it.”