Elder Tyler’s email today told of his adventurous eating this week including guinea pig, turtle, and monkey. Yes, that soup has a monkey hand in it.
That inspired this email chain:
OH MY. That is a Monkey hand. Makes blood sausage look like the Jr. circuit. ~DAD*
Try kran. Makes both look like jr. circuits. ~Justin
Yada yada this. ~Justin
Back at ya Elder. Blood Sausage ain’t as dainty as you think… ~DAD
"Mine's bigger." "No, mine's bigger." Men. Whatever. ~Mom
I’ll concede. As a victory award, I’ve ordered a couple of these for Justin and Tyler. They can use it to wash down the Kran and the Monkey paws. I’m done. Savages. ~DAD
* Jeff served in Germany and did, in fact, get served blood sausages on his mission.