Jeff: Bryce, it’s 10 o’clock. Go to bed.
Bryce: What? It was like 9:20 only five minutes ago!
Tyler: Time flies when you’re watching ice dancing!
"When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand
to have the old man around. But when I got to twenty-one, I was astonished at
how much he had learned in seven years." - Mark Twain