Who Knew That Would be a Marketable Skill?

Justin has been looking for a job for several months. He finishes school at 12:30 every day. After years of having an overly regimented schedule, he suddenly has an abundance of time on his hands. I will say he has definitely gotten his money's worth out of his gym membership. So, when I saw the following ad for Magic Mountain, I immediately thought of him:

Entertainment: Characters Job Duties will include performing as a character meeting, greeting, and entertaining our park guests with great enthusiasm and high animation. Interested applicants must fit JUSTICE LEAGUE Character body type and must be able to work in crowds, heat, and cold for 30-minute intervals, and be able to perform specific choreographed movements during parades.

What do you think, perfect, huh?