Monday, September 28, 2009

Busting My Buttons

It seems I have an unfortunate disconnect with reality.  You see, many jeans these days have these really cute flap pockets secured with raised metal buttons, like these.  I, myself, have 5 such pairs including shorts, capris, and pants.  On four out of five pairs of these jeans, the left button has been broken off. I have concluded that the cause of this problem is that when I swing my bum into the driver’s seat of the car, I misjudge the space needed to safely make the entrance, thus catching my booty on the doorframe and break off the button.  *sigh*

3 comments:

The rlmmmmcaress family said...

You should have been a scientist or a detective. You have an amazing knack for solving those cause-effect perplexions. At least it wasn't because one butt cheek was abnormally larger than the other. That would have been a tragedy.

JP said...

this is a weird post

the organic kitchen said...

Been there, done that...